September 16, 2014

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Police: Georgetown pizza worker placed genitals on pie

by Claire Osborn

As originally posted on:
September 15, 2014

Police have charged an 18-year-old former employee of a Georgetown pizza business in connection with rubbing his genitals on a customer’s pizza, an arrest warrant said.

A customer told police that he walked into a Papa Murphy’s pizza at 3316 Williams Drive in Georgetown on Sept. 2 and saw an employee — Austin Michael Symonds — “rubbing his testicles on the pizza he had ordered,” an arrest warrant said.

Symonds apologized to the customer saying “Man, I am really sorry that was stupid,” the warrant said. The customer asked Symonds how old he is, the warrant said.

The customer then said “So you are old enough to know better … ” the warrant said.

“Yes,” said Symonds, according to the warrant. During a recorded phone call Sept. 3 between Symonds and the store manager, Symonds said he was sorry for what he had done and “that he did what he did because the customer had called in the order right before closing time,” the warrant said.

Symonds also admitted to a police officer in a phone call Sept. 4 he would have given the pizza to the customer if he had not been caught, the warrant said. Symonds said “Probably. “That’s the terrible part,” according to the warrant.

The pizza was a family-sized stuffed pizza with Canadian bacon, pineapple and extra cheese, the warrant said. Papa Murphy’s specializes in pizza that customers take home and bake themselves.

Symonds, a resident of Georgetown, was charged with tampering with a consumer product. He has been fired from the pizza store where he worked, according to a person who answered the phone at the store and declined further comment.

Symonds was arrested Sept. 12 and released on $10,000 bail from the Williamson County Jail.

September 15, 2014

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Lindsey Graham: “Obama is delusional to think ISIL won’t kill every single American unless he invades every country in the Middle East.”

by "Tea Party Cat"

As originally posted on: Top Conservative Cat (TeaPartyCat) on Twitter
September 14, 2014

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Silk Road 2.0 Hit by ‘Sophisticated’ DDoS Attack

by Nermin Hajdarbegovic

As originally posted on: CoinDesk
September 15, 2014

Online black market Silk Road 2.0 experienced a distributed denial-of-service (DDoS) attack last week, which forced the site’s administrators to temporarily suspend services.

News of the attack broke on bitcoin forums hours after it started, with the Silk Road team soon confirming the news via its own forums.

For reasons that are less clear, black market Agora has faced outage issues problems of its own in the last few days.

Silk Road remains defiant

Silk Road 2.0 moderator ‘Defcon’ issued a statement saying that the site was facing a “very sophisticated” DDoS attack using the most advanced methods the site has experienced to date.

The moderator said:

“The dev team is working around the clock to get marketplace service restored, as well as watch the security of our systems closely. Much of the downtime you have seen is intentional on our part: if this is an attempt to locate our servers through packet analysis, we do not want to make it easy for our adversary and would rather be offline while we adapt our defences.”

As the attack continued, Silk Road 2.0 remained offline.

Defcon eventually issued a second update, indicating that the team is trying out different approaches to blocking the inbound DDoS. He stressed that the site is still processing withdrawals, although these have been delayed by the attacks. Silk Road 2.0 is aware that cashflow is very important and the site is therefore prioritising delayed withdrawals, the moderator added.

Defcon ended the update on a defiant note:

“To our adversaries: you cannot stop us. We will overcome every attack.”

Questions persist

Silk Road 2.0 vendors started reporting problems earlier last week, before the site was finally forced to shut down. Despite official updates, the outage prompted a number vendors to raise questions about the impact of the attack.

Silk Road 2.0 was targeted by hackers in the past: last February, the site lost 4,476 BTC to an alleged hack, worth over $2.6m at the time. The attack was blamed on a transaction malleability exploit used by one of the vendors.

The site decided to compensate affected customers and, by late May, it said more than 80% of bitcoins stolen in the alleged heist have been repaid to the victims.

The source and goal of the latest attack remains unclear. Speculation is mounting that the attack was in fact launched by law enforcement in an attempt to ascertain the location of Silk Road 2.0 servers, while other users believe the attack was launched by criminals or competitors.

Following the February hack, Silk Road 2.0 said it would introduce a multi-signature wallet system to replace its previous escrow platform. A multisig system should be less vulnerable to hackers, but has not been fully implemented yet.

Online black market Agora faces outage

Silk Road 2.0 is not the only black market suffering outage issues. While Silk Road 2.0 was struggling to restore services, which it eventually did late on Friday, competing market Agora went offline.

Agora users started reporting intermittent problems on Saturday. The site was out of action over much of the weekend and had still not become available by press time (12:15 BST, Monday).

The reason for the outage remains unclear. Earlier this month, Agora confirmed that it was suffering from availability issues on a regular basis. However, the team offered an extensive explanation into the inner workings of the market and the need for security, saying it considers that more important than around-the-clock availability.

The Agora team said at the time:

“Our primary goal is to stay hidden from law enforcement agencies and secure from hackers. We implement much more security measures than many others, which causes problems with availability.”


1. It is not My desire that you behead humanitarian workers.

2. I can't fucking believe I need to say that.

by "God"

As originally posted on: God (TheTweetofGod) on Twitter
September 13, 2014

September 14, 2014

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The following tweets were originally posted by "jimmylemons" on Twitter via his account (, respectively, on April 25, 2014 and September 13, 2014. Selected tweets have been edited in terms of their formatting.

most Marxist networks

#1 NBC(includes MSNBC)
#2 PBS
#3 CBS
#4 ABC
#6 ABC

my blacklist

NFL,,starbucks,,mexico,chipotle,panera,progressive insurance

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British Prime Minister begs Scotland Not to Secede

As originally posted: Accuracy in Media
September 13, 2014

WASHINGTON — The United Kingdom is facing one of the toughest battles in recent history yet: the potential independence of Scotland from their country.

Reuters reported British Prime Minister and leader of the Conservative Party David Cameron told Scots not to break apart the kingdom’s “family of nations.”

Cameron flew to Scotland to help stem the potential tide of support for Scottish independence. Polls remain close and many remained undecided, which is causing the significant unease and uncertainty by British lawmakers.

Also, the primary concerns about Scottish independence center around the Scottish currency post-independence, national security and potential for job loss to the United Kingdom.

The referendum will take place on September 18th.

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Obama Vows To Split ISIS Into Dozens Of Extremist Splinter Groups

As originally posted: The Onion
September 10, 2014

WASHINGTON—Declaring that the terrorist organization’s actions can no longer be ignored, President Obama vowed Wednesday that the United States would use precision airstrikes for as long as needed to ensure that ISIS is divided into dozens of extremist splinter groups. “ISIS poses a significant threat to U.S. interests both overseas and at home, and that is why we are committed to a limited military engagement that will fracture the terrorist network’s leadership and consequently create a myriad of smaller cells, each with its own violent, radical agenda,” said Obama during a prime-time address to the nation, stressing that any campaign to transform the group into a patchwork of volatile jihadist factions will not be performed unilaterally, but rather with the support and cooperation of key allies in the region. “I have already discussed this plan with congressional leaders, and I have no doubt that our efforts will eventually replace this militant organization with many smaller but equally determined groups bent on using extreme brutality to impose fundamentalist Islamic rule. It will not happen overnight, but I can assure the American public that, in time, this group will be defeated, allowing us to focus our attention on the countless threats to homeland security posed by its many immediate successors.” Obama added that while the ISIS campaign will not involve American boots on the ground, he reserves the right to deploy troops should one or more of the spin-off cells grow to be even more powerful.

September 13, 2014

"Territories and Administrative Districts 'of the United States'" and "the Government"

“Postitive” law for all? “Non-positive” law only for Territories?

by Alfred Adask

As originally posted on: Adask's law
September 10, 2014

It’s my understanding that about half of the “Titles” in the United States Code (USC) are each described as “positive” law. About half of those Titles are not identified as “positive” law, but, so far as I know, they are not given a distinctive description although it’s usually called “non-positive” law..

Perhaps it would be fair to say that the titles of the USC can be expressly described as either “law” or “positive law”. If that were true, then, whenever some officer, official or employee of what passes for federal government said “It’s the LAW!,” they might actually mean that whatever authority they’re referring to in the USC was something other thanpositive law”. If that were true, then what would the government’s reaction be to claims where people said “It’s the positive law”?

It’s also my understanding that Title 26 (which deals with income taxes) of the USC is not identified as “positive law”.

I can’t prove it, but it’s my strong suspicion and belief that the income tax is only mandatory within territories and administrative districts “of the United States” but not within the States of the Union (“of The United States of America”).

Is it possible that all laws under the USC which are “positive” are mandatory only within all States of the Union while those laws under the USC that are “non-positive” are mandatory only within the territories?

It’s pure conjecture, but could it be that the primary difference between the “law”/ “non-positive law” and “positive law” of the USC ultimately a matter of venue?

If that conjecture were valid, it might follow that the income tax laws are only “constitutional” and “mandatory” within the territories, but are something like “private,” “consensual” and/or “voluntary” within the States of the Union.

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As originally posted: Reporters Without Borders
September 12, 2014

Alberto Suárez, the police chief of the central city of Cochabamba, threatened Escarley Pacheco, a reporter for regional TV station ATB Cochabamba, on 9 September after she asked him about his ex-wife’s claims that he had subjected her to physical and psychological violence.

After the interview was over, Police Chief Suárez told Pacheco: “I’m going to be following you, watch out for yourself.”

Reacting to the ensuing outcry, Suárez denied threatening Pacheco and said he was just warning her that he intended to take legal measures in response to her investigations into his private life.

Pacheco told Reporters Without Borders that she received calls from the police intelligence department the next day requesting the video reports about the interview and threats that ATB Cochabamba had broadcast.

Instead of intimidating and threatening journalists, public authorities are supposed to protect all citizens,” said Camille Soulier, the head of the Reporters Without Borders Americas desk. “Pacheco was just doing her job as a journalist, and this should not result in her being the target of reprisals.”

Interior minister Jorge Perez has announced his support for the police chief, while national and local journalists’ unions have voiced their support for Pacheco and condemned the police chief.

Bolivia is ranked 94th out of 180 countries in the 2014 Reporters Without Borders press freedom index.

September 12, 2014

"Anyone" and the United States of America (USA)

Odd but I never hear anyone say "Never forget The Patriot Act"

by "'Deacon' Jay Miller"

As originally posted on: 'Deacon' Jay Miller (unconquerable__) on Twitter
September 11, 2014

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Obama tells US he will ignore Islamic State “because it’s the only way to deal with bullies”

As originally posted on: The Pan-Arabia Enquirer
September 10, 2014

WASHINGTON, USA: President Barack Obama laid out his military strategy for dealing with the Islamic State’s growing threat on Wednesday, revealing plans to simply ignore the jihadist group entirely.

“Back in school, we had one tactic when it came to dealing with bullies and that was to just not pay them any attention at all. Eventually they got bored and moved on,” he said in a televised address to the American people.

“Granted, the bullies in my school were more intent on shoving my face down the toilet and tying my shoelaces together, and not brutally establishing a Caliphate operating under strict sharia law across the Sunni areas of Iraq and Syria which they would then expand over the world. But I think the same principle applies.”

September 11, 2014

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REPORT: US Failure To Confront ISIS Could Lead To Jews Pulling Off Another 9/11

As originally posted on: Duffel Blog
September 11, 2014

NEW YORK, N.Y. — From Alex Jones to your Uncle Earl who is currently browsing the forums at Stormfront, conspiracy theorists around the world have expressed fear that the inability of the U.S. to confront ISIS could lead to the Jews pulling off another 9/11 attack, Duffel Blog has learned.

As is obvious to people who aren’t just idiot sheeple, the threat of Mossad agents remotely detonating explosives in skyscrapers in downtown Manhattan and at the Pentagon grows as militants of the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIS) become more dangerous each day.

“ISIS was constructed by agents of the CIA, Mossad, and MI-6 to conduct false flag operations,” said a man who would only give his first name of Ian, due to fears of possible government retaliation against the 32-year-old white male residing at 1322 River Rd. in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

Indeed, sources in the comments section of a Foreign Policy article about the Scottish independence referendum confirmed the 9/11 attack was perpetrated by Israel, lizard creatures, President Bush and Vice President Cheney, or maybe it didn’t even happen and this entire world is just a dream-like state where we’re controlled by machines sent here from aliens living on the planet Venus.

Since it’s abundantly clear that not only is ISIS a creation of and is controlled by the U.S. government, which was created by and is controlled by Israel, it only stands to reason that the Jews will conduct another large-scale attack against the U.S. government which is under its control.

“This is the new world order. Just look at what’s going on in Africa right now with Ebola,” said Alex Jones, a radio host who often rails against government conspiracies and logic. “That is textbook Mossad right there. They created the disease there to kill off people so they could take over the diamond trade.”

At press time, numerous conspiracy theorists had pointed out that a large group of entrepreneurs, investors, government officials, bankers, and political leaders had met to discuss economic policy, intergovernmental cooperation, and how best to take over and enslave the world in order to sap and impurify the bodily fluids of the entire human race.

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@AviMayer @FoolishReporter the Jews did 9/11


As originally posted on: SȺƗNŦ ǤɆƗSŦ (OhGeisty) on Twitter
September 11, 2014

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Pope Francis declares military Crusade against ISIS

by "Kilgore Trout" [a/k/a "Kilgoar"]

As originally posted on: The Internet Chronicle
September 11, 2014

SEPTEMBER 11 — Pope Francis held a global council of Christian leaders from all creeds Thursday and declared a “New Crusade,” calling on “volunteer Christian soldiers” to oppose the rise of the New Islamic Caliphate (ISIS or ISIL). The Vatican has opened its deep coffers and can afford to pay exorbitant wages to “millions,” and promises to “create so many jobs no Christian will ever again go hungry.”

Already, almost a hundred thousand poor Christians have enrolled for war on the Pope’s new web site, An encyclical issued by the Pope outlined a crisp strategy for the crusade, saying, “The seat of the Eastern Orthodox Church in Constantinople, the Hagia Sophia, must be restored, and we must wipe Istanbul off of the map. The cancerous Islamic Caliphate must be utterly devastated and the endless killing across the Islamic world, especially in Palestine, must be totally suppressed. God calls on the poor to lift themselves out of poverty and win great riches securing the hearts and minds of Muslims in league with Satan himself.”

This announcement from Pope Francis comes on the anniversary of 9/11.

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9/11 hijackers funding: names and numbers

by A.D. Kendall

As originally posted on: Money Jihad
September 11, 2014

If you follow the money, the men in the middle of the disbursing of funds to the 9/11 hijackers were United Airlines Flight 175 hijacker-pilot Marwan al-Shehhi and a UAE-based computer specialist Ali Abdul Aziz Ali (Ali), who ultimately received the money from his uncle, 9/11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Muhammad (KSM).

In the late 1990s and early 2000s, Al Qaeda was able to raise about $30 million a year, mostly from zakat and sadaqa from wealthy Arab donors and other supportive Muslims around the world. The money was funneled through Islamic charities—often charitable foundations backed directly by the Saudi government—and through hawala, the traditional Islamic system of transferring money without physically having to transfer cash. The same methods continue being used to fund Al Qaeda and its offshoots today.

Of that $30 million, $10-$20 million was estimated by the 9/11 Commission to have been given annually to the Taliban. The remaining money was used for wages, training, planning, and operations like 9/11, which is estimated to have cost $400,000 to half a million dollars to carry out.

KSM gave about $300,000 of that sum to the hijackers for their travel to and inside the U.S., living expenses, and flight lessons. He sometimes handed out cash to operatives during face-to-face meetings but he relied on intermediaries—most significantly Ali—for international transactions once the U.S. sleeper cells had been established. In addition to being KSM’s nephew, Ali is the cousin of 1993 World Trade Center bomber Ramzi Yousef, and the husband of terror maven Aafia Siddiqui. He currently resides in Guantanamo Bay.

In what amounted to the largest series of transactions in the entire run-up to 9/11, Ali sent at least $110,000 to al-Shehhi for use by him, Muhammad Atta, and presumably for the expenses of the other Florida-based hijackers—several of whose leaders had been a part of Atta’s prior Al Qaeda cell in Hamburg, Germany. Members of this group were the ones who hijacked the planes that hit the World Trade Center and crashed in Pennsylvania. Former Hamburg cell Ramzi Bin al Shiib also sent $10,000 to al-Shehhi and to “twentieth hijacker” Zacarias Moussaoui. The hijackers also had money with them when they entered the U.S.—usually $10,000 apiece originating from KSM—often carrying the money in the form of travelers checks issued in the U.A.E. Several hijackers also accessed their old foreign bank accounts for money too.

Meanwhile, in Southern California, Ali appears to have provided a much paltrier amount of only $5,000 Nawaf al-Hazmi and Khalid al-Mihdhar, the first of the 9/11 hijackers to arrive in the U.S. They lived mostly in San Diego. According to the KSM himself, he gave al-Hazmi and al-Mihdhar $16,000 to facilitate their travel from Malaysia into the U.S. (which is less than the $10,000 he typically gave per hijacker), most of which they subsequently used to establish a bank account at a Bank of America branch in San Diego with $9,900. Apparently, al-Hazmi and al-Midhar had only cash, so Omar al-Bayoumi, a probable Saudi spy who helped the two settle into San Diego, bought them a $9,900 cashier’s check and was reimbursed on the spot.

Even though al-Bayoumi may not have given al-Hazmi and al-Mihdhar any additional funds, it is perplexing that, even though they had fewer cell members, they would have received so much less financial support than their East Coast counterparts. The Pentagon attack cell represented 25 percent of the hijackers, 25 percent of the missions, but only received 4 percent of the money that Ali distributed. Logic would dictate that al-Hazmi, al-Mihdhar, and hijacker Hani Hanjour, with whom they joined up in Phoenix and later relocated to Virginia then New Jersey, plus two “muscle” hijackers, would have required more money for living and travel expenses than solely what KSM and Ali provided them.

Congress’s 2002 report, “Joint Inquiry into Intelligence Community Activities Before and After the Terrorist Attacks of September 11, 2001,” included a 28-page redaction that reportedly addressed Saudi support for some of the 9/11 hijackers. It is possible that al-Hazmi and al-Mihdhar did not need additional funds from KSM and Ali if their funds were being supplemented by Saudi officials. But we won’t know until the report is declassified and a fuller investigation takes place.

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Happy September 11! #NeverForget #1D #ZaynDid911 #911

by "Commander Duo"

As originally posted on: Commander Duo (Shin_Duo) on Twitter
September 11, 2014

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The following tweets were originally posted by "McDolans" on Twitter via "its" account ( on September 11, 2013.

itz teh most wondurful tiem of teh yeer. ppl r falin n planez r explodin n ur famly iz ded. Itz teh most wondurful tiem of teh yeer!

Teh gay ting abowt 9/11 iz dat 1 of teh McDolans got blown up. fak u nigurs.

Mcdolans prowdly sponsurs 9/11.

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420 DID 9/11

by "A DRONE"

As originally posted on: A DRONE (Stoned_Drone) on Twitter
May 15, 2014

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The following tweets were originally posted by "America" on Twitter via "its" account ( on February 11, 2014.

9/11 was an outside job, but only because it was contracted out. Bush hired Al-Qaeda to be more cost effective. He was a good President.

9/11 was a public/private partnership.

9/11 was a solid business enterprise.